My phone is dead/no dialtone, but my internet runs fine over verizon dsl in state college PA. I have a long wire running from the wall jack to my room (I live in a fraterntity house) about 100 yards.

Ok, I'd rather this not turn into an "ethics" discussion about how me cheating Verizon out of another IP is a horrible, horrible thing to do or something, so let it be a warning: if you want to flame ...